swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

Fiddler Skiddler

Guy who works at a truck tuning shop and gets banged by his boss for extra cash and blowcaine.

yo bro you a fiddler skiddler for the boss huh? you must really be jonesing home boy?

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

squiddle

the act of squiddling (v.) can be seen in penguins as they slide down a hill.

for example, Pedro, the penguin, squiddled to and fro on the icy slope.

by brandonk16 May 4, 2009

Skiddler

When you shit yourself in an A level English Class and have to sit there while you have the shit making skid marks down the side of your legs.

Oh fuck... I just did a skiddler! I am just going to have to sit here and hope no one can smell my shit

by FujainPresidant July 16, 2018

Skiddle

noun: The sperm that exits the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

verb: The act of sperm exiting the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

Noun: After sex, there was skiddle on the bed.

Verb: After sex, the girl skiddled.

by Kontraz May 11, 2010

squiddle

the act of having to urinate really bad. therefore needing to 'squat' somewhere and 'piddle' (pee) giving you squiddle!

"wait! stope here, i need to squiddle really bad!!"

by Mizzrocca January 2, 2009

spiddler

small male genitalia

Ozzy has the most ridiculous spiddler

by Goive-master January 27, 2003