Spurp

1) A burp where a small amount of vomit comes up a persons throat. (a mixture of the words spew and burp)

2) A burp where a small amount of ejaculate comes up a persons throat. (a mixture of the words sperm and burp)

1) After seeing the Rosie Odonnell sex tape Jack let out a spurp.
2) Jane spurped after performing oral sex on Jack.

by C7 October 19, 2006

Spurmpectomy

1. Noun, An operation to change your spurmp

Guy: I’m going in for a spurmpectomy.
Guy 2: Good luck man.

by FirePie September 8, 2018

spurgphoria

the ultimate, insurmountable happiness experienced during successful and accomplished hyper-engagement in any repetitive task such as un-winnable infinite-level games, hand tics and eccentric verbal outbursts, senseless item organization and categorization, or electronic/classical music, broken only by an interruption or forcible discontinuation from the activity, resulting in subsequent irritation or yelling (or if you're doing poorly in the repetitive video game or there's a WiFi interference)

I just got to wave 80 on Robotron 2084, feeling super good spurgphoria right now, if you disrupt me I'll probably yell at you and clear all the cereal off of your shelf in the kitchen and throw your milk gallons out into the back yard!

Heaven hath no unlimited bliss like alphabetizing your 30,000 YuGiOh! card collection, all in appropriate protective sleeves in near-mint condition and organizing your lifetime math tournament receipts in reverse chronological order--the foundation for the zenith of pure, undiluted spurgphoria.

by spicyenchiladalos June 17, 2017

spormph

noun: A mutated extra thumb protruding from just below your pinky

“aw man my newborn offspring has a big old spormph after that diddly darn gosh dang darn tootin chernobyl situation.”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

Spurple

The act of a croud running away as the cops pull up.

When the cops pull up you yell spurple and people scatter.

by Davo quavo November 10, 2020

Spurm

Describes the sperm that is specifically swallowed by Tottenham Hotspur fans

Harry Kane swallows spurm.

by Kaneisabottler June 8, 2021

Sturmpanzer

Samething as the Jpanther except you trade in DPM for One shots and 200+ Splash the 21cm thing is pretty cracked but takes way to fucking long to reload. also WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MANLET ARMOUR THATS SOME T95 SHIT. if you're at Tier V there's no point even fighting the beast. unless your a absolution which is goddam invincible to HE

SHIT RUN A STURMPANZER FUCK FUCK ARTILLERY GET HIM

by WorldOfTanksGuy November 3, 2021