Spursy

To capitulate for no apparent reason like Tottenham Holtspur FC in the modern day Premier League seasons between 2015 and 2019. The team was flying high and looked to achieve some notable feat but then before they cross the finish line they start losing for no apparent reason.

Then suddenly it was over and they lost. It was so spursy.

by The Brit in Kentucky October 2, 2019

spurmp

Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.

Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?

by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

by Beard Police May 14, 2014

whoring spurs

Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"

Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.

"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."

by johnny myers April 22, 2009

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018