spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield

"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."

by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020

Genny Screamers

1. A slang name for Genesee Cream Ale with it's origins in Western New York.

2. The resulting painful diarrhea, and intestinal gas buildup hot enough to cut steel that sometimes results from drinking Genesee Cream Ale.

"I shouldn't have drank all of those last night. I woke up at 4AM with a serious case of the Genny Screamers..."

by OsirisAscending January 17, 2012

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

Scream Techno

A techno beat derived strictly from the vocal cords in a loud manner.

:Surface has entered the channel:
Surface - "Hey guys, want to hear my scream techno?"
Dino - "NO wait let me tak..."
Surface - "AHH AHH OO AH OO AH AH OO AH"
Dino - "Goddamnit man, my ears. Ima cut you."

by Surface May 15, 2008

spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

by shabash June 10, 2014

Spreadsheet

A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.

Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016