Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

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Out the spout

A word used as a general descriptor for something white hot with freshness. Something that is mind-blasting and too iridescent to touch. Progressive and direct from the source. (adj.) It's some out the spout shit. (adv.) I always bring it with some out the spout.

Also see "directly from the source".

Yo that kid is out the spout!

This coffee is definitely out the spout, yo!

Yeah man. I heard that band. I am glad we saw them when we did. That was some serious out the spout type stuff.

Well, personally I always thought his work was really out the spout, as it were. Really progressive stuff.

Zak came over last night and we had the most out the spout sex I have ever had. It was so incredible.

by Anton Geist April 26, 2010

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Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts February 20, 2011

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Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!

That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!

by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020

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