His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005
A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.
by Roydiscord Productions March 21, 2021
Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
by Percy Jones June 4, 2007
the best cartoon ever(nickelodeon). spongebob is a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea in an underwater city called bikini bottom. even though its a kid cartoon i still watch and my grandpa still watches it as well. they do hide dirty jokes in it as well. example:
barnacleboy:i have had enough playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
spongebob also lives with his snail, Gary, which is supposed to portray a cat because he meows. spongebob lives next to patrick , a mental starfish who lives inder a rock his furniture made from sand and squidward, a squid that is very irritable and believes he is multitalented; hes a dancer, clarinet player, artist, and singer. he lives in a stone tiki head.
squidward and spongebob work at the krusty krab, where spongebob makes the krabby patty, a form of a cheeseburger, although he doesnt know the secret formula. his frugal boss, mr. krabs (he is a crab), is the only one who knows the formula, and plankton is evil and tries to steal the formula for his failing restaurant, the chum bucket. there is also sandy cheeks, a squirrel who lives in an underwater dome where she has an underwater sanctum in the shape of an igloo filled with air and almost no water. she calls it a tree dome because there is a giant tree right smack in the middle in which she lives. even though i love sandy, she is my favorite, she is rarely seen these days, only in the really old episodes.
barnacleboy:i have had enough playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
spongebob also lives with his snail, Gary, which is supposed to portray a cat because he meows. spongebob lives next to patrick , a mental starfish who lives inder a rock his furniture made from sand and squidward, a squid that is very irritable and believes he is multitalented; hes a dancer, clarinet player, artist, and singer. he lives in a stone tiki head.
squidward and spongebob work at the krusty krab, where spongebob makes the krabby patty, a form of a cheeseburger, although he doesnt know the secret formula. his frugal boss, mr. krabs (he is a crab), is the only one who knows the formula, and plankton is evil and tries to steal the formula for his failing restaurant, the chum bucket. there is also sandy cheeks, a squirrel who lives in an underwater dome where she has an underwater sanctum in the shape of an igloo filled with air and almost no water. she calls it a tree dome because there is a giant tree right smack in the middle in which she lives. even though i love sandy, she is my favorite, she is rarely seen these days, only in the really old episodes.
i was watching spongebob squarepants the other day and remembered how funny it is for all ages.
my favorite spongebob squarepants episode remains the camping episode, where squidward is repeatedly attacked by a sea bear, and later attacked by a sea rhinoceros.
my favorite spongebob squarepants episode remains the camping episode, where squidward is repeatedly attacked by a sea bear, and later attacked by a sea rhinoceros.
by your foots faces moms nose July 9, 2010
Shortened to SBSP, or SB, is a kid's cartoon. To me, it isn't hilarious at all, but hell, it's aimed at children under thirteen years old.
SpongeBob SquarePants is okay.
by MisaTange July 6, 2009
by BagOfGroceries May 1, 2019
the greatest,but silliest show on nick. Its about a yellow sponge named SpongeBob Squarepants..(hence the name) his friend Patrick Star the most funniest dude ever!!!! and their boring but sometimes funny neighbor named Squidward. They all live in Bikini Bottom. there are a bunch of other characters but im too lazy to mention im sure you guys know that by now. and if you don't like it then you can go kiss my buns!!!your just some person like one of those goth kids that don't know what to do with their lives and isolating themeselves and wearing black and all that shit!
some kid: oh! spongebob squarepants is on.
goth kid: you watch that show your LAME!!!!!
some other kid: shut up u suck your no fun your weird you have no friends spongebob is cool.
goth kid: *casts evil spell on kids* *kids turn into frogs*
goth kid: you watch that show your LAME!!!!!
some other kid: shut up u suck your no fun your weird you have no friends spongebob is cool.
goth kid: *casts evil spell on kids* *kids turn into frogs*
by ajfljdlfjdlaskjf June 3, 2006