The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
Get the Shit and Splitmug. by 8Resolution May 27, 2015
Get the Gold Splitmug. This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007
Get the split pissmug. by Bog Breath July 18, 2003
Get the split arsemug. Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.
"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"
by P-doX November 16, 2007
Get the Wig Splitmug. by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017
Get the splitting wigsmug. "And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)
by The Ice Man April 1, 2007
Get the split the winningsmug.