splinkey

splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!

look at the cockamole, oh no i mean splinkey!
look at the fat splinkey!
come here splinkey!

by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022

Australian Slinky

Where you're taking a shit, and your mother call your name, so you suck the shit back up and you go and finish on the living room floor

''Damnit mom dont force me to give you an Australian Slinky''

by vagina god 69000 August 31, 2016

kinky slinky

Like a cock ring, but bigger and longer, and longer, and longer.

He uses a kinky slinky. he's a real man.

by slinkyboy69 December 1, 2016

Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

yoinky spoinky

a dance that chat told jerma to do

no chat i will not hit that yoinky spoinky

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

Slinky

Adjective, describing someone as wiry and flexible. A skinny person. Someone likely to flip over.

Slinky girls are so much fun, they are energetic and love to bend over backwards.

by vosenterprises January 15, 2015

Slinky

Pulling off a god-like move in tetris

*Mel puts the tetramino down in a tough position and clears 4 rows at once* "My gosh that was slinky!"

by wannabetetrisgod June 10, 2010