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I Swagga "Splash"

by dmoney676 October 9, 2008

splash hit

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.

I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.

by Bobalue February 7, 2013

Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.

Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.

by DoraII February 26, 2010

Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.

I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.

by Quick nick September 19, 2013

Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.

"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."

by number16 January 19, 2014