spider

1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron
by Abhishek October 08, 2003
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A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."
by Rachel D. August 21, 2007
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Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering
Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!
by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010
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When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
by Trevor Aniston March 05, 2008
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when one person sits on a toilet and another person sits on top of them in the opposite direction. the two people then proceed to do their business concurrently.
there was only one bathroom and kate and i both had to piss, so we decided to spider.
by rico h March 08, 2009
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When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!
...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.
by Horse Cock Jonson April 22, 2005
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The leading cause of house fires.
There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.
by Intelligence001 July 05, 2016
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