a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person
by Brad C. February 4, 2004
Get the sexual spatulamug. 
A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012
Get the Dick-Spatulamug. by What knife? October 22, 2017
Get the Urban spatulamug. by ALG96 November 7, 2012
Get the Spatula Tittiesmug. A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.
He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.
by Lezzbar April 26, 2017
Get the Spatula facemug.