spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Sparx maths

Cancer

Tom: Mr Cooper tell us to do Sparx maths
Duc Huy: it's cancer...mate

by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

by rrsquare August 3, 2012

spark mandrill syndrome

A term used for video game bosses with incredibly easy exploits or weaknesses. Comes from a boss in MegaMan X named Spark Mandrill whose weakness, Ice Shotgun, freezes him and prevents him from attacking while also dealing heavy damage to him.

This guy suffers from a serious case of Spark Mandrill Syndrome.

by Steve. Just Steve. January 29, 2018

spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.

Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>

by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007

sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300

1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.

by hoboace December 27, 2007