John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

slamosaurus rex

a up and coming preppy ugly chick that will go out and look for whatever she can get

dude that girl is such a slamosaurus rex, who let her into the party

by inceptisizor December 13, 2010

shamos

A gay word for haircut.

Aye, go get a shamos.

by Phamss July 7, 2006

stamos

a very large penis

doctor, my stamos burns with the intensity of a thousand hot suns

by quankyswank November 16, 2009

Samosa Critic

A movie critic who gets sold out very cheaply for some Samosa and cold drink and gives good reviews of worst movies and keeps doing it repeatedly.

This guy used to be so good initially. Now he has become a samosa critic. How can he give positive reviews for such bad movies?

by Disturbed Unicorn February 11, 2022

The Stamos

A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general

Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!

by Johnny Stamos January 17, 2018

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022