mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017

old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.

"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"

by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Ohio Spaghetti

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.

"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"

by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025