South Park

The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on episodes of south park:
Ex #1

Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
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Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo

cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???

by xXtwilightXx December 27, 2009

South Park

Better than Family Guy

South park is better than Family Guy because Family Guy's jokes are written by manatees.

by Dan8891 October 20, 2010

South Park

THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! the main characters are kyle, kenny wich keeps dieing & somehow coming back to life, stan, and obese racist, but funny eric.
(SOUTH PARK BEATS FAMILY GUY BY A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SHOT!) BTW: south park is not a real town for those who are retarted (no offence)

south park kicks ass allllllllllll the way! you can watch free whole episodes @ southparkstudios.com, when you get to the site just click full episodes!

by the guy who's a south park fan February 11, 2009

South Park

The funniest cartoon show on television. Audience is more conservative. Way better then family guy, which leans towards liberals. :P

"See! I told you if you don't eat meat you turn into a p*ssy!" - Cartman, South Park

by Sean Donnelly April 8, 2006

South Park

Basically the bible.

South Park, Bible, same thing.

by Samanthaa* December 3, 2007

South Park

Some overrated stupid ass show that relies on toilet humor , hitler jokes, and disgusting visuals and comes up with episode plots by stealing the latest new's headlines and shoves their "if you care about anything youre stupid" politcal agenda down your throat

man 1: south park is so amazing and youre an idiot if you dont like it
man 2: typical dumbass south park fan that forces people to watch garbage

by booboochoochoo August 8, 2020

South Park

Animated sitcom/Comedy Central's highest rated show. It follows four young boys, Stan, Kyle, Eric (Cartman), and Kenny, and their misadventures in South Park, CO. It's rated TVMA for crude humor, violence, and offensive language.

South Park is crazier than The Simpsons.

by LAZI April 23, 2017