sockpuppetosis

the coolest people on the earth.SOCKPUPPETOSIS They eat HAND puppets.
look up hand puppets. a sockpuppetosis is an extreme form of HANDPUPPETOSIS: the virus that makes your hand lack control. The virus takes control of your hand. It talks and is very silly. The virus has eerie human features. It has feelings and all that good stuff.

The Bitchery Man: OMG WHAT IS THAT SOCKPUPPET DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tehcoolperson:Oh hai mr.bitchery,...... i just am eating all your money and food so you go bankrupt.

teh cool person, I got sockpuppetosis from your bitchery

by thecleverestbadkid April 18, 2009

Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.

"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"

by ITGRF May 13, 2013

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets

I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking

by Jezij January 5, 2019

Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.

Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Suckpuppeter

Way to call a native american a uneducated retard

We really do hate suckpuppeters in this universe.

by Reflexiandeed December 10, 2022