You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009
When the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. Posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. When really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as pawns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. Not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. All cause they wanna show the world how.much of a "good" parent they "are"
See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.
See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.
Social media parent: Posting pictures of your kids saying "this is what it's all about yall", when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.
by hisoneandonly August 22, 2015
Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
by k8iegurl April 19, 2011
People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs
Examples are -
having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks
Examples are -
having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks
by 1supernoob August 20, 2021
When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.
Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
by Monicaraeee October 27, 2015
A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
by papamurph43 May 23, 2017
A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
by Tigercute January 09, 2016