morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

stab and snore

Having sex then immediately falling asleep. Usually performed by a man.

Bob did the old stab and snore again last night

by Momanatrix January 15, 2018

snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

snore-dog

term used to describe clothing that is boring, drab, communistic.
Without detail or character
plain

That D.A.R.E shirt is a little snore-dog.

by John Craig May 6, 2006

snore snacks

A term to describe an activity that is boring.

Chuck: "Yeah, I'm studying."
Mouna: "aw, snore snacks!"

by 00Zero00 December 25, 2008

Snore-talker

An unhealthy breathing/panting pattern bellowing out of an overweight person or animal.

There are alot of snore-talkers, at fat camp.

by Nathonzo September 21, 2010

Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005