snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

snookie

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 24, 2010

Snookie

The smallest most hobbit like person on a team

Northwestern quarterback Dan Persa sure is a dirty little snookie.

by Donie who loved Bowling January 26, 2010

Snookie

A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.

Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.

by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 21, 2010

snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 April 1, 2010

snookie

Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

snookie in the bosom

Anal

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though

by Emk6501 April 1, 2017