cell phone snobbery

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

by jackieo826 January 17, 2011

Snubbie

A hot hottie who resides in mountainous regions. More likely than not, she will be friends with other hotties, thus making it a Snubbie fest.

Hey, did you see that smokin hot chick at the ski lodge last night?

Yeah man, she is a total snubbie.

by Danky Dude October 25, 2009

snobble

Snobble is the dried tracks from a wet dog nose that has touched car windows and glass panes.

"Sorry! My dog, Riley, has left a lot of snobble on your passenger side window."

by Terry West August 22, 2006

Snobbler

Someone who snores and slobbers simultaneously while sleeping.

I would let my dog in at nights but he is a snobbler.

"That Laurie from Butte is cute, but i hear she is a snobbler"

by ryba December 9, 2008

snobbish hound

A dog,usually of the Irish Wolfhound breed. They are fed tumours, which lodge in their throat, causing them to fail to make any sound except grumbling guttural noises. Snobbish hounds appear to be smothered in tar and are commonly mistaken for toxic chemical spills. Their hind legs are nearly alway broken (should they be born with any) and they are bred by Captain BigglesWorth, the happy-go-lucky homeless millionaire with a knack for destroy anything he touches, physically, mentally and spiritually.

"Snobbish Hound,now don't swallow those canned tumours, if you do they'll become cancerous"-direct quote from Captain Bigglesworth

by zac accept it for snobbish hound in urban dictionary September 13, 2007

shobbie

Taking a shit

Excuse me. I've gotta go shobbie

by killacam1480 October 25, 2015

Snobbing

Someone who really enjoys inspecting all forms of food and household objects before making use of them.

Snobbing around the room seeing what it has to offer.

by gizlon February 5, 2017