A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"