synonym for slobber, spit, or saliva. Snark is produced in large quantities by large breed dogs and babies.
That big dog jumped up on me and I got covered in snark!
My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.
My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.
by Beni December 20, 2005
when you are getting a blow job and when you cut loose you poe/punch the bitch in the rib cage. If properly executed, jiz will shoot out her nose and she will make the noise- SNARK(a perfect snark will have her jumping in circles, one hand to her face and the other waving frantically for some unknown reason.
That hooters chick- I was fucking her face and I snarked her. Then I convinced the dumb cunt it was a accident. I probably wont be able to pull that twice, but I will try.
by Mark 47 February 24, 2008
Similar to troll, this is a type of individual who scopes out Craigslist and flags listings for no apparent reason; or because it may interfere and/or compete with one of their own.
by damselinthisdress November 17, 2008
A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.
by WH Macy's day parade June 22, 2012
n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.
"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."
by Snark Chariot February 06, 2015
a clothing brand based out of northern california that specializes in urban street wear for all occasions. Originally founded by JJ Coffman, Jordy Slo, and Tory Armour.
by JJ Coffman March 20, 2009