snarfled

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014

snarfer

one who acts like a bitch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler

That cracker is such a snarfer, always talking shit about me. Its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008

Snarfer

A contraption made out of an empty toilet paper roll and stuffed with a bounce sheet to be used when exhaling marijuana in a college dorm room or in other sensitive areas. It cuts down on the pungency of the smell.

Pete: "You guys need to use the snarfer when you smoke in here, the room reeks!"

Sam: "I was so wasted i forgot to use it."

by RJ34 May 27, 2009

snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when something forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being psrayed via the nose.

jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.

by Malu December 13, 2003

Scarfed

When you wear a butt naked white girl around your neck because she's stupid enough to let you.

I scarfed this corny white girl

by Betterman725 May 12, 2015

snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when someone forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being sprayed via the nose.

jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.

by Malu December 13, 2003

snarfelarf

an onomatopoeic word for the snorting noise you make when you eat like a pig.

More commonly found in domestic animals such as cats or dogs.

'Dude slow down you're snarfelarfing!'
'Sorry man, i'll eat quieter'

'Damnit stop eating so fast you freaking weirdo'
'Meow?'

by Margni Refinn November 17, 2013