snapjack

A quick masturbation session.

Damn, that snapjack was orgasmic

by bigbokchoy August 11, 2013

Snadoodle

Cuddling without actually touching; just being together and having the warm, cozy, feeling without the sweaty discomfort; just hanging out together at home

I'm going to snadoodle with Adam and my puppy tonight.

by LindseySmith785 October 29, 2008

Sandjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.

Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."

by bleggs August 18, 2009

snaej

Plural for snail.

"Uh-oh, here comes a herd of snaej!"

by Buddy Gripple December 7, 2013

SADJUST

To sadjust (verb)
To suggestively adjust your crotch at someone.

My mate sadjusted at an oncoming vehicle, preventing pedestrian casualties.

I have a sadjustion to make.

by Paul Neagle November 10, 2006

snadwich

putting one testicle on top, holding the second testicle on the bottom with the penis in between and inserting entire unit in mouth.

Generally achieved while flaccid, unless the snadwich eater is particularly skilled.
Bonus points for using different person's testicles.

She can deep throat with no trouble and if you get her drunk she'll even give you a snadwich.

His dick was so small I could give him a snadwich easy.

by donnerblitzen September 20, 2006

Sadjunior

Having a sadjunior is having a wank with a piece of sand paper.

"I had a Sadjunior, just keeping things interesting"

by anon911wasstaged October 15, 2015