Spoose

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.

*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."

by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018

swoose

half swan ,half goose, eats nothing but break ,thats half bread and half cake!

the poor swoose family were very hungry and very nearly became extinct during the famine because marie antoinette ordered them to eat cake instead of bread .

by 65ann February 10, 2009

Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

Smooger

An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).

Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.

by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009

Smoosh smoosh

It is what Snooki wants.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

by Thatguy Overthere December 20, 2010

slooser

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

by :jaso: June 21, 2006