Smolet

creating fake hate to satisfy one’s own insecurity, arrogance and stupidity.

He attempted to smolet me with an imaginary bottle of bleach.

by duchesschmoto February 19, 2019

Smoli

A portmanteau of the words Small and Loli which in general just means Loli. This word originated and is used as a category on Shädbase.

"Shadman made another smoli picture of Violet from 'The Incredibles' again."

by Mylil May 24, 2019

Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.

" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.

by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

Smoglessdoor189

Famous goblin that plays minecraft on his phone

avarage person:SMOGLESSDOOR189 STOP BURING MY HOUSE
smoglessdoor189:*goblin nosies*

by Joe nuts gaming⅔ May 12, 2021

smol child

Like Smol bean, something extremely small and cute, or short and cute, or just extremely cute... whatever you'd like to classify as a Smol child

Pippin is a smol child
Sam is a smol child

by Skylar B. December 30, 2016

smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021

UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021