smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004

smartererer

The smartest you can get!

I'm smartererer than you will ever be.

by Ashhllhhay May 10, 2009

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012