Smartical

A level of smartness that is unreachable. What the 'smartical' doesn't realize, is that it is a level that is extremely LOW! Shh!

"I'm smart."
"I'm smarter."
"I'm the smartest!"
"Well . . . I'm Smartical!"

by sexcgtmami2 January 11, 2009

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

smartical

to be smartt. a.k.a. a genius. (smartt ass)

Desirae is one of the most smartical 8th graders.

by Dorkis D. January 5, 2007

Smarticle

Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.

Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"

Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"

by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009

smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

smyticus

based off of the Roman Caesar Smyticus "The Jew" (ruled from 350-300 BC)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow

Turn away Bobby, we dont want to upset the Smyticus.

by breakdown January 28, 2004