slowlyspirited

The owner of this page needs serious help and is clinically depressed. Others find them hot but really they are ugly as hell. The are attracted to older men and has a worrying obsession with fruity pebbles. They are also slow in the brain, hence the name slowlyspirited.

Do you know where I can find a darkskin tall girl with a fat ass on instagram?

Mhmm! slowlyspirited for sure! Matches your description perfectly.

by sorearchive June 24, 2021

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slowen

Slowen is the ideal mascot for a pint of Stella with a bulldog image on the glass. He speaks his mind even though there’s not much going on up there and dribbles more than saville In a nursery .

That bnp member is a right slowen.

by AdorableLemming October 15, 2021

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My moon is slowly hiding her shine

You're taking a long time to reply

My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

by @cessprttyugh March 24, 2022

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Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

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