Snooze Whore

Someone who constantly abuses the snooze button in the morning.

"Why were you late again to work"

"Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"

"You are such a snooze whore"

by Mojo R.C. January 2, 2009

snoozeboozing

the habit of hitting the snooze button in the morning, then drinking a bottle of rum, waking up to the snooze signal of your alarm clock, repeating the procedure. act of desperation.

Me: I was snoozeboozing right now..
Bas: How do you ever get by??

by MM0086 October 5, 2006

smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

by **paula** May 12, 2007

splooze

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

Slooter

NOT A SLUT... A slut fucks ehoever... A slooter only fucks who she wants

Not a chance.. I'm a slooter not a slut...

by Sunshine805 October 23, 2018

unprotected snooze

The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of falling back asleep without an alarm clock to wake you up this time.

Jim: Why were you 15 minutes late today?

Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.

by Rutherford Jones June 9, 2009

poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.

I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016