Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 15, 2010

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 01, 2007

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 July 19, 2013

Slizzard

Slizzard : A Word Used To Describe a Complete And Total Dumbass, Idiot , Moron , Shit For Brains Person

You see mcjohnny over there ? He is such a slizzard that it’s not funny. Jesus Christ That Guy Has Problems

by iHateSlizzards September 14, 2020

Slizzard

The state of being excessively drunk. Erroneously said to be derived from the song 'Like a G6' by 'The Far East Movement' when the actual source was OutKast's So Fresh, So Clean.

"YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya"

by poundy May 24, 2015

death by slizzard

when a slizzard cleft chin hoe with cleft tongue, opens her cleft legs for yo dick
and you jump into a nuclear incinerator instead

This ugly soul opened her legs too much, so I chose death by slizzard.

by idiot.dunk.contest November 26, 2023

Slizzard Nasty

When you are so drunk that you do nasty shit like taking people's abandoned drinks at the bar.

I knew I was slizzard nasty when I woke up next to a 60-year-old man

by Satanspetiguans June 05, 2019