saddlebacking

When straight kids ass-fuck because their abstinence only sex-ed classes have erroneously convinced them that anal leaves the girl pure and virginal.

I love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don't even have to persuade them to try anal - they LOVE saddlebacking!

by suramila January 27, 2009

Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

CT Side Saddle

While hittin' it from the back, subtly plop the hand onto the lower back/upper right butt cheek. As you are reaming her fuck tunnel, slowly insert your thumb into her butthole. Make an inward to outward motion until you are knuckle deep and massage.

CT: "I just executed the CT side saddle."
?: "Knuckle deep?!"
CT: "Knuckle deep!"

by Speedracer19 April 21, 2010

daddle saddle

A daddle saddle is a saddle for dads instead of horses, it's almost the same as a horse saddle but only used for queer dads to give their kid a fucking weird ride!

Queer dad gives his son a totally fucking weird ride on his brand new daddle saddle.

by BLACKS ARE SLAVES March 22, 2017

upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017