skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

skulch

to skull fuck someone

I was down that the park last night and some crack head asked me for $2. I told her if I could Skulch her I'd give her the dough.

by w-body October 14, 2008

Skulldeeny

the act of receiving head from a woman who can make your cock disappear into her mouth. Not houdini, but skulldeeny.

Dude after leaving the bar last night some girl totally gave me skulldeeny behind the bar!

by SwissCheezeH8er February 28, 2011

Skull Snot

When someone smacks you so hard on the back of your head that your nose runs.

"I'm going to smack you so hard you're gonna have skull snot!"

"Do you want to have skull snot?"

by Robbyn A. September 27, 2016

Shulk nair

Something that can be used only in the air, and is bigger than my ego.

person 1: Shulk nair is way too big.

person 2: at least it can't 2 frame or reach the top platform.

by 9dohead March 24, 2021

The Shulk

A God among the gym community

Me and the shulk did hypertonic osmosis last night

by fucklegday April 15, 2021

skuldashery

skull-dash-er-ree

1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.

2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement

NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.

SKEW: "I do say, kind sir, that these shennanigans have gone on quite long enough."

DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."

SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"

by BROSKEW June 5, 2009