n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.
Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009
Get the (Sexy) Skorpion mug.1. Of or pertaining to the culture of a skort.
2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.
3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.
2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.
3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.
We celebrated our skorticulture skills at Friday dinner by wearing skorts and speaking of the benefits of a multi-faceted garment.
by Nora Haley September 22, 2006
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Get the skortle mug.Killing somone from long range with the Skorpion Sub Machine Gun in Call of Duty 4.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.
ZeroOne: There's a sniper on that ridge across the valley.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.
by BayHarbrButcha February 3, 2010
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Get the skorge mug.A word concocted by two skergeons in late 2008, describing a situation where in which a person called for a sexual favor on a Tuesday does not execute said favor until the following Wednesday. The man who received the call patiently waits for the woman to arrive, where upon answering his door, he unexpectedly, or expectantly, expresses his eagerness with physical combustion.
Woman: Hey, do you want to get together later?
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
Man: Yes, I would greatly appreciate such an encounter. My Tuesday is quite dull and bland today.
Woman: Excellent, you should be expecting me.
The following day:
Woman rings door bell, or knocks.
Man answers door.
Skerge!
by Skergeon MD December 19, 2008
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