by cssninja January 09, 2012
The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.
John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.
by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016
That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.
by missmoon January 24, 2009
to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.
The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.
by Girl Obscured May 06, 2005
def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.
by Charlie S April 23, 2006
(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008