Skitch

A skanky bitch. Usually someone who burps a lot.

"Hey did you see Marlene doing it with those 2 girls? She is such a Skitch!"

by cssninja January 10, 2012

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

by yourfiniestnightmare April 25, 2014

skitch

Verb to describe body fluids spraying.

That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.

by missmoon January 24, 2009

skitch

to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.

The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.

by Girl Obscured May 6, 2005

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008

skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.

The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.

by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008