playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

by chelle 984028 October 30, 2007

Irish Skin Flute

After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.

Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.

by "The Dude"08 February 23, 2009

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

skinfluence

The influence that the E4 TV Show 'Skins' has on teenagers, meaning that they want to be like their favourite characters, doing things just because they see it, and think it's cool.

'Hey, want to want to go the woods and do drugs?'
'Erm, I think you're a little under the skinfluence'

by JjRow March 24, 2009

Playing a duet on skinflutes

Two male homosexuals engaged in mutual oral sex.

Doug and Chad were playing a duet on skinflutes.

by Timebuilder March 29, 2011

Skinflute

Cock.

Hey bitch, wanna play my skinflute?

by Niggery Diggery Doc September 12, 2003

Skinflute

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.

Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

Skin flute Dick Cock Gristle missle Schlong Man pickle

by BigMonkey June 1, 2013