skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Ayo Skegs

An expression used to get the attention of one of your mates.

“Ayo Skegs, come down the park later”

by ayoskegs August 5, 2020

Skeg

A term for a fuckboy which openly accuses them of being fucked up

Ew bruv look at that skeg over there

by Bantersanta July 7, 2018

Skeg

An absolute whore, slut and dirt of a girl

“Oi dave! Look at that skeg that just walked past us, doesn’t she look a bit cheap tonight”

by skeglord May 26, 2019

Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

by PsychoDeschain May 25, 2016

Skegs

A porno and any kind of sexual content

I doubt u was watching a skegs there Torres.

by Sweet Man Big C May 4, 2021

skeg

To BAN

Right you swine! I'm gonna "sk-eg" you now!!!

by Lazza August 12, 2003