skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.

"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."

by Windowsmad September 12, 2014

Skeg

The art of moving to a destination by walking in a fast manner. Much like a power walk.

Let's get our skeg on so we get their quicker.

by Hashtag it's me January 8, 2015

Skeg

A term for a fuckboy which openly accuses them of being fucked up

Ew bruv look at that skeg over there

by Bantersanta July 7, 2018

skeg

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.

Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.

by wambosambo January 30, 2019

Skeg

Noun: The unique aroma behind one's nails after one scratches one's bum.

Damn that's some good potent skeg.

I've been washing my hands and cant get the skeg off them because I ate too many beans.

by Skeggy dreams October 6, 2018

Skeg

An absolute whore, slut and dirt of a girl

“Oi dave! Look at that skeg that just walked past us, doesn’t she look a bit cheap tonight”

by skeglord May 26, 2019