HOE SIT DOWN 

This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.

It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.

You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.

HOE SIT DOWN!

HOE SIT DOWN by LokiDeCat August 10, 2006

Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)

Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!

Half-Hour Sit Down Shower by The Kuce November 18, 2009

I still can't sit down 

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.

Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.

I still can't sit down by Grafikman August 31, 2015

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Stand up at the sit down 

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.

Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

Stand up at the sit down by Cameron269 January 21, 2010

Cinder Block Sit Down 

A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.

Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.

Cinder Block Sit Down by harderass January 16, 2013

You sit down when you pee! 

When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them

Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!

You sit down when you pee! by Akilles September 12, 2005