Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

simpin' out

Laughter to oneself, usually sillent, while giving off the appearance of mental retardation.

"Whats matt laughing at?"
" He's just simpin' out, dont worry bout it"

by liveuptothecup416 January 16, 2010

pimpin not simpin

what a girl says who just made off with racks on racks of some simp‘s money by hustling him

She pimpin not simpin when she done emotionally pimped dude out

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 19, 2023

Simping

Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings”

Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.

I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.

How do I stop simping?

I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.

by Gottaketchemall June 18, 2018

Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

by Itshimagain March 19, 2020