Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.

Simons stop class because they feel like it.

by Brezok February 20, 2020

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018

Simon

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016

Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013

Simon

A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".

Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.

by Big dehk Ben November 9, 2015

Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019