A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.
by Brezok February 20, 2020
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A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.
Hey its a Simon
by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018
oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...
by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016
A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.
Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013
by Big dehk Ben September 26, 2015
Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself
by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 19, 2022