He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

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Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.

Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.

"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."

Has a tendency to call himself retarded and be random. He like to say he is the 3rs

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