Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Let it simmer

When you take a shit but instead of flushing right away you just sit there for a while

By all means John had finished his business. But rather than flushing and continuing on with his day, he decided to let it simmer while he contemplated the meaning of it all.

by Squabidge January 19, 2022

Low simmer

It is a metaphor for slow masterbation for an extensive period of time. This often steams up the room of the occupant taking part in the act. Similar to slow stroking it.

“ Jakob said to Cody that he put in on a low simmer “

by xd UnbuiltPlate June 12, 2024

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

simmer

rich people that steal sim cards

"hes a simmer so his esex must be fantastic!"

by x_x_x_x_x_x March 17, 2023