Sidewinder

Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.

I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.

by Myrtle Groggins March 10, 2010

San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.

I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.

by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose

I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.

by Tack May 12, 2003

San Diego sidewinder

The act of kicking a random person in the nuts as hard as you can

I just gave that fat guy a mean san diego sidewinder

by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007

sideline sleeze

A man child, who waits on the sidelines; or even facilitates friend's breakup, only to sleep with the friends ex.

Evan is such a sideline sleeze, which one of his friends ex's will he hook up with next?

by Dirtnapper effect October 19, 2015

the sideliner

Wanking it on the sidelines of a football field in front of the cheer leaders!

Doug was jerkin' it in front of the cheer leaders, he was doing the sideliner

by stevebloodcuh January 7, 2017