shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 18, 2023

Shwrinkling

When you lose a lot of weight (e.g. via Ozempic) and your face and body starts to reveal all the wrinkles due to your age.

Boy Jeff sure has lost a lot of weight!
Yes, but you can see all his shwrinkling. Yuk.

by FishTweaker March 6, 2026

Shwrinkling

When you lose a lot of weight (e.g. via Ozempic) and your face and body starts to reveal all the wrinkles due to your age.

Boy Jeff sure has lost a lot of weight!
Yes, but you can see all his shwrinkling. Yuk.

by FishTweaker March 6, 2026

shwarnking

to angerly jerk off

"dude she made me so mad so I decided to start shwarnking it last night"
"damn bro i can only imagine"

by goofygoober69420sexy May 25, 2025

Shaboinking It

Inspired by the legendary Shabunky, the term “Shaboinking It” is used to describe (1) the act of a woman either “bouncing on it” or “sucking on it”. Alternatively, Shaboinking It could simply mean (2) “fucking” or “screwing”.

-Created by Mr. Adam and Brenan B-Dizzle Abate
-Brought to you by Brawndo and Carl’s Jr.

1. Ahh, she Shaboinking It! She Shaboinking It!

2. Me and Shabunky were Shaboinking It!

by B-DizzleMyWhiteNizzle November 29, 2025

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026