Shfwasted

Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.

Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

Shrouted

When you fuck up so hard they made up a new word to describe what you did.

Man, Barry mcociner just shrouted himself with that answer to the test.

by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 5, 2018

shwasted

to be too fucked up to say words correctly

i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much

by meowkittycat July 31, 2012

shwasted

a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".

A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.

by Dank Deez April 25, 2008

shwasted

Being stoned and wasted simultaneously

After hitting the bong and drinking a six pack I was feeling very shwasted.

by Juan Encarnacion May 25, 2007

Shwasted

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

by I know the lingo December 28, 2007

Sheasted

When it's 5am at Shea's Tavern in Reno, you've been there since 4pm in the afternoon... And you have become the alcohol

"You missed work today, what happened?

I got Sheasted, and just regained consciousness

by Rob the Mick March 1, 2019