shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

shorix

THE SWAGGIEST MF IN TOWN

“ur like shorix”

by raisenbraisen April 19, 2021

shoreijicanon

they're a tiktoker that likes shoreiji and they make my booty crumble with their sad TikToks 😔

ayo did you see @shoreijicanon's new vid?? yeah they made my butt itch the fuck

by (ノ˘⌣˘)ノ(ノ˘⌣˘)ノ June 15, 2021

Shorgi

The key nickname used by CorgiCam’s Twitch chat. It is the combination of the words Short and Corgi

Hello Shorgi I have returned.

by TheRealCATM October 7, 2022

Shermie

Busty, eyeless(?) grappler woman of the King of Fighters series (97, 98 and 2002).

The Orochi New Faces Team consists of Yashiro, Chris, and Shermie.

by Photon September 21, 2003

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

shoumi

A super smart and talented girl with a wicked sense of humor and great taste in movies, music and books.

Lloyd Dobler asked out Diance Court when Shoumi was unavailable.

by reallysmartperson August 4, 2009