shmegmania

When one has the craze to peel back a foreskin and take a teaspoon to that sweet sweet shlong butter.

I hope I dont get shmegmania again, my breath still smells like his wiener gunk.

by G diddle and Big-Nuts Po Po December 9, 2008

Shrigma male

It’s when your a girl boss but a guy. You will stomp on guys and girls balls. Sigma males quake in your presence.

Ex: “he is such a shrigma male, he somehow made explaining crypto hot then friend zoned me.

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

by Sir Vanliktenstein December 31, 2010

Shrigma Male

Man who hates Tyler, the creators music and has a deep connection with spores and mushroom species.

"i hate this guys music oh my god. anyways just studied this new fungus i found. yea, im kind of a shrigma male myself.

by EggrollWithAShooter July 3, 2021

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007

shrigma male

sigma male but you just fuck men

i am shrigma male, fuck men

by optimusprimexd September 30, 2021