Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

Shomit

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017

Shloitirorotor

When you are absolutely, undeniably fucked. Describing an absolute state of fuckery.

Damn my finals are tommorow, i am absolutely shloitirorotored.

by Anonymous64209 August 6, 2019

Shomit

A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.

The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.

by APM1011 September 19, 2019

shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Shomit

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.

by Galgor November 14, 2019

Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019