shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

shimpole

when you have no idea how to pole dance so you shimmy up and down a pole

that girl was such a shimpole

by Castletinii March 18, 2018

Shlump

To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.

Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.

by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020

Shlime Jit

A Shlime Jit is your homie. Your friend who will always have your back.

Yo wassup shlime jit.

by Will.i.am Shakespeare March 22, 2022

southie shrimp

Jax or other orange cheese curl type snacks served in a bar room

After I finished my southie shrimp, my hands were orange & sticky.

by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong March 14, 2008